They’re behind seasonal allergies (developed as bio warfare, as proven in Outbreak). I mean, they’ve had secret chips implanted in us at birth since ‘78. Let’s not kid ourselves, the government is behind everything. I connected a piece of red yarn from a printout of the Scientology headquarters to my signed Dennis Quaid headshot, and guess what… it was a perfectly straight line. Does it help that I saw Going Clear just before all of this went down? If you’re reading conspiracy signs like I am, it totally does. They’re a conspiracy theorist’s wet dream. No clue how Dennis is connected to Scientology, but they’ve proven time and again that they’re not just batshit crazy, but they’ve got no qualms against doing this type of guano-crazy thing to protect themselves. If there ever was a cult religion to mastermind a parody video cover-up, Scientology is it. Here are my top-three suspects of who was really behind this: The signs are there, people, you just have to be willing to read them.
#Dennis quaid meltdown video movie#
Guess what other actor was in a movie with Julia Roberts? I’ll give you a hint - I gave you the answer in the very first sentence of this article. Case and point - Julia Roberts was in that movie.
This is a tale as old as time, and has literally happened ones of times. What I see here is a classic case of real-conspiracy-covered-up-by-parody-video explanation. Were they really worried about losing media attention? Did they get butt-hurt that Kimmel was getting the glory? Or did they really just want to give an explanation before someone discovered the real truth behind the meltdown?
Why didn’t Funny Or Die let the rumor mill grind for a while? Even by Internet-age standards, the reveal happened way too quickly. I say supposedly, ‘cause this intrepid reporter for one ‘ain’t buyin’ it. In any case, these instincts were dead on, as Funny or Die revealed they were supposedly the ones behind the meltdown with this video here.
Or what’s worse, he actually did have a meltdown and is so terrible that we think it’s fake. Dude can’t even sell us on a fake meltdown video. Now, this first and foremost proves that Dennis Quaid is the poor-man’s Kevin Costner we all know he is. Unlike the now-historic Christian Bale meltdown of ‘08, accompanying the release of Quaidmageddon (Quaidpocalypse? Quaidytrain? Quaidus Breakdown?) were conspiracy rumors that the meltdown was fake. If you haven’t seen the video, you can check it out here, but I’ll give you the synopsis: Dennis Quaid gets really mad at innocuous transgression, shouts a couple of expletives, storms off. The Interwebs is abuzz with the current on-set celebrity meltdown video of everyone’s favorite Julia Roberts adulterer, Dennis Quaid.
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